we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
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I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
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I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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