Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
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he fucked my hip out of place.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
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I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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