HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
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The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
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COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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