he shaved USA in his pubs
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
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He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
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Gay?
German.
Pity.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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