there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
they're like a gay fantastic four
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
there is glitter all over my balls
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