Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
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I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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