Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My first STD was from a foam party
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
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