Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
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He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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