how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
