We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
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There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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