We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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