it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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