So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
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I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
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Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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