I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
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this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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