I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Less talking, more tequila
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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