yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
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yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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