Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize