Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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