Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
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His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
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Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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