it's like iHOP with fire
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
she told me i tasted like america
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Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
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I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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