you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Just cropdusted the office
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
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I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
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Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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