she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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