it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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