There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
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he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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