you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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