He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
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I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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