your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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