You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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