I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
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Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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