what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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