it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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