His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Randomize