if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
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Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
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Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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