I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
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I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.