So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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