How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
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Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
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He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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