I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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