But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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