Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
My hand turned me down
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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