im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Randomize
