She's JV to your varsity
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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