Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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