Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
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From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
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My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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