Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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