Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
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He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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