I must be too annoying 4 u.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
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That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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