THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
last night I used snow as a chaser
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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