Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
i've created a new STD.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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