So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
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I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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