I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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