Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Randomize
