biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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