he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
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Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
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last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
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