I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
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i robbed the continental breakfast last night
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
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Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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