Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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