just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
